The Battleground State news crawl has come to a halt ahead of tomorrow’s big day. Since every pundit has weighed in on what and how many Justices will vote for or against Obamacare, Twitter has taken a more irreverent turn with #otherSCOTUSpredictions.
As such we will share some of the funnier #otherSCOTUSpredictions on Twitter:
- That dress does make you look fat, 6-3.
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- Supreme Court rules 8-1 that you CAN, in fact, touch this.
#otherSCOTUSpredictions Hammer said to be distraught.- 6-3 decision that the finale to The Sopranos is indecipherable, with Scalia writing the 147-page dissent #otherSCOTUSpredictions
- 9-0 that Snooki’s baby will not be considered a runaway when it walks out the door at age 1
#OtherSCOTUSpredictions- 1-32 decision that Elizabeth Warren is not an Indian
#otherSCOTUSpredictions#otherSCOTUSpredictions In an unusual unanimous opinion, the Court decides not to call Carly Rae Jepsen- 8-1, court sick of Kennedy and his shtick already
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- Supreme Court upholds T-Boz, Left-Eye and Chili 5-4 and says you should not, in fact, go chasing waterfalls
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- 9-0 that Nickleback will be deported with prejudice
#OtherSCOTUSpredictions- 9-0 holding Dean Scream greatest political moment in US history. No dissent possible.
#otherSCOTUSpredictions#otherSCOTUSpredictions 9-6 decision declares FDR court-packing scheme constitutional.- 8-1 affirm that no one puts baby in a corner
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- Scalia resigns while Don’t Stop Believin’ plays and fade to black
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- 9-0, in favor of Pac-Man winning against Bradley.
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- Court rules 7-2 commerce clause doesn’t allow government to force the honey badger to care
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- Court rules 8-1 upholding Homer Simpson’s classification of Canada as “America Jr.” Kennedy dissents
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- 4-4 for Team Edward; Kagan recuses herself because that’s what she did during her confirmation hearing.
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- 5-4 Get off my lawn! Kagan, Sotomayor, Alito, & Roberts dissenting
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- 9-0 ruling that we we we so excited, we so excited.
#gottagetdownonthursday#otherSCOTUSpredictions- 5-4 Laura Palmer is declared murdered by death panel
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- 7-2, court decided to hold Willis in contempt for refusing to elaborate on what exactly he WAS talkin bout’
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- 8-1 Billie Jean was, in fact, his lover. Kagan adds, “Not just a girl who claimed he was the one.”
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- 8-1, it wasn’t Shaggy.
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- Court rules 7-2 that you can’t always get what you want, but splits 5-4 that sometimes you get what you need.
#OtherSCOTUSpredictions- 8-1 decision holding Justice Scalia eligible as ECB collateral, with Scalia dissenting, “no fair!”
#otherSCOTUSpredictions#otherSCOTUSpredictions— Unanimous that it’s completely unfair that the next series of “Sherlock” will show in the U.K. 6 mo before here.- 5 to 4 that The Wire was better than The Sopranos.
#OtherSCOTUSpredictions- 5-4: Justices hold that Boys Rule, Girls Drool. Ginsburg files one-word dissent: “REALLY?????”
#otherSCOTUSpredictions.- 7-2 this is not ‘Nam — there are rules.
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- 6-2 (Kagan recuses) Soccer is not a real sport
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- Court 8-0, (Kennedy recuses), Justices ask Kennedy to pick a side and stay there
#OtherSCOTUSpredictions- 8-2 decision
#otherSCOTUSpredictions rules in Gore v Town of South Park that Manbearpig does not exist, Kagan & Sotomayor dissent- Tomorrow’s SCOTUS coverage: 98% campaign horse race, 2% actual health care
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- 7-2, court decided long ago never to walk in anyone’s shadow
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- The 10th dentist can be held in contempt for refusing to recommend Trident gum.
#otherSCOTUSpredictions#OtherSCOTUSPredictions 6-3 that Toni Tennille must provide unambiguous definition of “it” before we do it to her one more time.- PER CURIAM: Petitioner VADER has not sufficiently demonstrated his paternity over Respondent SKYWALKER.
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- 9-0 court affirms that the price is indeed wrong, bob
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- 5-4, court finds that clearly tony got whacked at the diner, you think the Last Supper subtext was just for FUN? #otherSCOTUSpredictions
- 7-1 (kagan recuses), Scalia admits he’s the one who keeps mugging Breyer #otherSCOTUSpredictions
- 9-0 SCOTUS upholds restraining order against George Lucas in Lucas vs. Star Wars. #otherSCOTUSdecisions
- 6-3 Get busy livin’ over get busy dyin’.
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- 9-5, It’s all takin’ and no givin’
#otherSCOTUSpredictions#OtherSCOTUSpredictions 7-2 Calories, in fact, do NOT count during the holidays- 7-2 kagan for majority: “we affirm the lower court’s assertion -it is impossible to determine who let the dogs out”
#otherSCOTUSpredictions Rules 7-2 that the Real Slim Shady cannot be compelled to stand up.- In a 7-2 decision, Judge Dre’s ruling in the case of NWA vs the police department overturned
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- In case of VA vs. St Nick, court declares “Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa.” Kagan, Breyer, Ginsburg dissent.
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- 6-3. Reggie Bush’s push of Matt Leinart deemed illegal. Notre Dame wins.
#otherSCOTUSpredictions#otherSCOTUSpredictions Justice Thomas writes majority 8-2 decision in Billy v. Dad that we are NOT there yet- Court rules 6-3 that the middle seat is entitled to BOTH armrests.
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- 8-1 that the black turtleneck is the Perfect tactical garnet. Thomas votes In favor of the hawaiian shirt.
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- Shotgun cannot be called until vehicle is visible to the caller. (Breyer dissents.)
#otherscotuspredictions- 9-0 that if you Hit Me Baby One More Time it’s because you Hold It Against Me.
#otherSCOTUSpredictions- The court rules unanimously 9-0 that is indeed how you get ants
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